Blast From The Past
the following was taken from my old blog, which was written 3 or so years ago:::::
Due to popular demand and overwhelming emails I would like make an easy guide on how you too can become scuba. In just 10 easy steps. That’s right JUST 10 EASY STEPS.
Tired of seeing scuba on TV (and by TV I mean at 4:30 in the am on some crappy infomercial). Well you to can become a scuba. No more sitting up at night wondering if you could ever become a scuba. NOW YOU CAN! In 10 steps sucka.
Step 1
Inherit a cool nick name. I.e. Scuba Sewj
Step 2
Buy an expensive video camera and grab your friends and record yourselves doing stupid stuff. i.e. Chase chickens in a local park oh lets say around 2am. After recording about 10 videos break the camera, but accidentally.
Step 3
Buy a pretty electric guitar, learn a few songs then quit playing. Wait a year. Start playing again, then quit. Repeat process 3x.
Step 4
Start and stop smoking 2 days from now.
Step 5
Go to a party where people are dancing and start c-walking. Don’t know how too? Well neither do I, but that didn’t stop me.
Step 6
Go out and find someone that’s your twin (I mean you guys look the fucking same). Record a rap video.
Step 7
Start setting goals for yourself but ones you can do easily. I.e. don’t die.
Step 8
Ok here is the tricky part. Somehow make a hundred dollars and spend it as if it were two hundred dollars. Don’t think how this works. Just DO IT. DO IT. I did the math for you! Repeat process 10,000,000,000x
Step 9
Count down from 39 and start walking, see where you end up. Why 39 you ask? Well why don’t you think about that on your little walk.
Step 10
Ok you are still here, I said walk dammit. Walk!
And wahhhlaaaa you’re now a scuba.
Congratulations.
Easy as one, too, treeeeee
Please make donations. Please!
Send money to the:
Savescubafoundation
187 gimmemoney Avenue
pleasemanIneedit, Ca, 90210
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